Will Smith’s vomiting climaxes, Kourtney Kardashian’s thumb sucking and Why 2021 is the year to celebrate TMI

WThinking about 2021, much can be said about how it will be remembered in the field of popular culture.

It has blessed the world with some truly random celebrity couples—look at you, Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson—And the nostalgic reunion of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, aka Bennifer.

Musically, it gives us that teenage feeling that it’s Olivia Rodrigo, who in a span of 12 months went from a relatively unknown Disney Channel actress to one of the industry’s most recognizable names with the release of her breakthrough single “Driver’s License” in January, went on to earn six Grammy nominations and Time of Entertainment of the year.

And it will also be marked as a time when society is forced to re-examine its treatment of young women in Hollywood, such as Lindsay Lohan, Janet Jackson, Brittany Murphy and especially Britney Spears, who after becoming the butt of countless cruel jokes over the years was finally freed in November from what she describes as an abusive 13-year conservator.

But there is one very clear case that the past year has been defined by a disturbing trend: celebrities who share too much. very Personal details about their lives.

One can’t understand if this is simply the latest fad in the never-ending quest of many millionaires which seems easier to understand, as no one now loves the “I love pizza” shtick. again. Or perhaps, they’re really like normal people like us who don’t know how to behave in public after months of being locked up at home, their only company being their nasty partner, live television. online and pet not interested?

Regardless of the reason, boy have they delivered.

Most recently, Orlando Bloom left a very unnecessary comment – for his sake, hopefully just part of the promotional deal – on the Frida Baby company’s Instagram video detailing how to use it. using a breast pump. He admitted that he and fiancee Katy Perry regularly use the device to suck mucus from their daughter Daisy’s nose.

“I sucked a lot of snot with this,” Bloom commented. “Katy and I took turns to see who could get rid of the biggest spoiler. So far is she winning or maybe that means she’s losing? Lol Parenthood is weird but at least our daughter can breathe at night.”

That’s just the tip of the iceberg. Over the course of the summer, a whole news cycle is devoted to serious journalistic work: finding out who in Hollywood doesn’t shower regularly after Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher confess that they rarely bathe their children, and usually shorten only the essential parts of them.

And for those who keep a running tally: Kristen Bell advocates “waiting to stink” when it comes to bathing the children of her and husband Dax Shephard, and Jake Gyllenhaal believes the human body naturally cleanses itself, finding bathing “less and less necessary”. (Don’t think Taylor Swift will want that scarf back any time soon.)

Fans finally have enough Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, with a petitions spread all over the internet begging the couple to stop talking. More than 22,000 people have signed in support, with one piece reading: “Everything I know about this couple is against my will. Please set us free.”

Smith was a TMI fountain on a press tour for his memoir Will and advertisement for the movie King Richard. In his book, Smith admits to going to the “full slum” after he was cheated on by his girlfriend, and that his logical solution to dealing with his pain was sex. “suffuse”.

“I have had sex with so many women, and it is so constitutionally inconsistent with who I am, that I have developed a psychological response to orgasm,” he wrote. . “Literally, it would make me vomit and even vomit sometimes.”

He’s not much better on talk shows, tell a story about The Graham Norton Show about how he decided to let Pinkett Smith meet his devout grandmother for the first time by letting her in while he was filming one of Pinkett Smith’s movies that featured steamy love scenes featuring her. .

“When she came in, my grandmother was in the middle of the scene and she looked up and said to Jada, ‘When I was growing up, people didn’t have to take off their clothes to make movies,’” he recalls. added that Pinkett Smith never found this meeting amusing.

Months earlier, Smith was (somehow) even more dainty, taking off her panties to show off her slightly ugly belly—but in the name of a visual isolation weight loss partnership with YouTube.

Pinkett Smith didn’t do much better, providing a steady stream of news-generating headlines for topics discussed on her popular Facebook show, Red silver table, where she joined mother Adrienne Banfield Norris and daughter Willow Smith. She discussed almost everything under the sun, including Brazilian mother-daughter butt lifts.

Talking about couples, Meghan Trainor and her Spy Children Married actor Daryl Sabara took things to the next level when the singer revealed that they had asked a plumber to install toilets next to each other in their home.

She explained that because of their newborn son Riley, who was born in February, the new parents have been up all night and are growing increasingly tired of waiting for each other to go to the bathroom.

“There were so many moments where I said, ‘Move!’ [and] I was like, ‘I have to go,'” Trainor reasoned with Jimmy Fallon on his talk show.

“So when we moved into this new house, I said, ‘I have an extra toilet, can I put them next to each other?’ And the plumber chuckled, and I said, ‘I don’t see why you’re laughing. Just do it. Get it done.’ And they did, and it’s the best thing I’ve ever done.”

“We have two toilets next to each other, and we’ve only peeed twice,” added Trainor, as if that made things better. “We pee a lot at once.”

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker presented another pattern of over-sharing: over-the-top PDAs. The world’s most beloved pop-punk couple (sorry Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly) have been constantly criticizing each other since becoming an entry earlier this year, regularly posting pictures of them making love and cuddling. globally.

“All day I dream about sex with/you,” drummer Blink-182 captioned a post by Kourtney. On her birthday, he uploaded a steamy video of his new fiancée seductively sucking his thumb.

It was all too much for Scott Disick, father of three Kourtney’s children, who apparently covered his ex-partner’s eyes on her ex-boyfriend Younes Bendjima by passing the paparazzi a picture of Kourtney walking past Barker. on a boat.

“Yo is this chicken okay! ???? Brooooo like this. In the middle of Italy,” read a DM apparently sent by Disick. (Damn it, who has a fetish teen, not exactly one person to talk to.)

But Bendjima wasn’t interested in gossip, replying: “It doesn’t matter to me as long as she’s happy. PS: I’m not your brother. He then shared a screenshot of their conversation on his public Instagram story, writing, “Keep the energy you’ve got about me publicly, privately.”

Ah, the stars – they’re just like us.