Well, Look Who Did a Couples Halloween Costume

Apropos of nothing, listed here are Paul Mescal and Phoebe Bridgers.
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It’s a query that’s plagued humankind for generations, or not less than since final yr: Are Phoebe Bridgers and Paul Mescal relationship or what? Regardless of the 2 being linked since summer 2020, neither has publicly confirmed (or denied!) their relationship. Nonetheless, all indicators appear to level to yes. (Particularly this one that claims the 2 have been “quite tactile” throughout a June 2021 journey to London.) The latest signal? An obvious Halloween {couples} costume.

On Tuesday, comic and actress Ziwe posted photos from a Johnnie Walker–sponsored Halloween get together. There was Emily Ratajkowski as witch! The man from Scorching Ones as an astronaut! Most significantly, there was photographic proof of canoodling between Phoebe Bridgers and her (perhaps?) boyfriend Paul Mescal, who’s greatest identified for his function in Regular Folks.

Look! At! Him! Look! At! Her!!! Once I shut my eyes, all I see is the left half of this photograph. Additionally, is it wishful pondering, or are they dressed as Horny Weed Couple Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly? Sporting a {couples} costume is mainly affirmation of a relationship, however a {couples} costume the place you’re dressed as two of the horniest people in existence? They might as effectively have actually winked on the digital camera.

Bridgers and Mescal have already hit all the main (alleged!) relationship milestones — the Fairly Tactile stage, the {Couples} Costume stage — save for really, you already know, confirming that they’re relationship. They’re, in fact, not obligated to inform anybody about their respective (or collective?) love lives. Aside from me, whose life will depend on figuring out whether or not they’re collectively. Please, Phoebe! Do inform!