‘The Kardashians’ Gives Us All The Drama Behind Travis And Kourtney’s Bonding

It is a widely recognized fact that Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker will immediately start licking each other’s faces whenever a camera is pointed at them.

If you invite them to your favorite event, they’ll ruin the red carpet by squeezing into their matching goth-inspired evening gown. In the social media PDA, they’re only rivaled by Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, who share Instagram posts with captions about drinking each other’s blood and having “the kind of sex that would make Lucifer’s go to Lucifer.” take his rosary.” There’s never been a mockery of the old school yard “Check in!” is more applicable.

And yet, everyone loves Kravis. I love them together. What can I say, I am a romantic. The couple doesn’t seem to be truly happy, and Kourtney certainly deserves it after dating the Most Hateful Man in Calabasas, aka Scott Disick, for over a decade.

The Kardashian and drummer Blink-182 got engaged back in October, and at the time it was revealed that the big event was being filmed for the family’s new Hulu reality series. In this week’s episode of The KardashiansWe finally get to see Travis’ big proposal, a long-awaited treat and a welcome respite after three full episodes for Kim’s. Saturday night live hosting gigs.

Last week’s episode ended with Kardashian Karavan on her way to the Rosewood Miramar Beach Resort in Santa Barbara, where Travis planned to take the question. It’s the anniversary of the first time Kourt and Travis “connected,” as Kris Jenner explains, daydreaming as she reminisces about the day her daughter and son-in-law were about to do something bad for the first time. Disaster threatens to derail to surprise when Kendall and Kylie realize they might accidentally overtake their sister on the highway. (The Rolls Royce of the lip kit, fully upholstered in hot pink leather, doesn’t quite go with the 101.)

Thankfully, everyone arrived at the hotel safely and Kourtney was none the wiser. All the sisters were there, along with Kris and his wife and Kourtney’s best friend, Simon Huck. Serial scammer Tristan Thompson is also present (insert vomiting face emoji here), as he and Khloe recently got back together. It’s hard not to feel heartbroken when Khloe innocently commented, “I have so much hope, faith and optimism for our future together”, knowing that she will soon discover him. She had a baby with another woman the same month they started dating. their relationship. But that’s dramatic for a future episode!

Travis’s kids arrived, looking as cool as one would expect to be the teenage son of a rock star. Notably absent are Scott’s (duh) and Kourtney’s stepchildren, Mason, Penelope, and Reign Disick. Kim helpfully pointed out that Kourtney’s ex would “lose her mind” on the news of the engagement, the first of many Scott-focused comments throughout the night. Can we please stop talking about this childish man who is discrediting your family for one night and celebrate that Kourtney is finally freeing him?

As dusk approaches, when the proposed marriage proposal takes place, one can feel the excitement. We saw the resort staff meticulously arranging huge bouquets of red roses in the sand. Kris alternates between frantically checking her phone for updates and crying behind her tinted sunglasses. She shared that Travis visited Robert Kardashian’s grave to ask for his blessing to marry Kourtney, a 43-year-old woman. It’s the sweet, old-fashioned, borderline kind of sweet.

Kris’s phone buzzes with a notification from Mindy Weiss, the star party host. “Guys, it’s happening,” she announced. Disappointingly, the Hulu crew didn’t seem to be around to make the actual proposal. Instead, we get a render of the iPhone camera’s shaky photos and footage that looks like it was shot from behind a bush.

Even so, the setting is still great – white candles and thousands of roses lined up in a heart shape as the sun fades over the horizon. Travis and Kourtney walk hand in hand on the beach, dressed as Michael Keaton and Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice, and he led her to the center of the heart. Hidden camera footage shows Travis pulling a red box from his back pocket and kneeling. There’s no sound, just a generic acoustic love song playing through the clip as Kourtney accepts his proposal with a kiss.

“I feel like I’m living in a fairy tale,” the bride-to-be said in a voiceover. “I could not have dreamed of anything more perfect. I never dreamed of getting married in my whole life until Travis and up until this relationship.”

Back at the hotel suite, the whole family cheered and debated whether to scream “surprise” or “congratulations” when the newly engaged couple arrived. Kim brought entertainment to the evening with a self-deprecating stand-up about her three divorces. “Marriages come and go, just take it from me,” she says, seemingly ready to add “comedian” to her resume once she succeeds. SNL still.

They all then celebrate together and Kourtney reveals Travis for being too nervous to deliver the heartfelt speech he drafted before the proposal. She sweetly reassured him that “because he did it perfectly”. One of the funniest moments happens when Kris tearfully tries to tell Kourtney about all that Travis did to prepare, and the pair refuse to stop talking long enough to listen to her. “Okay, you can stop kissing for a second,” she said in exasperation, purely because of their emotional bullshit.

The evening took a turn for the worse when Kourtney was forced to announce the news to her children via Facetime, fearing they would find out on social media first. Penelope burst into tears, and Reign, 7, emphatically declared, “NOT interesting!” and Mason refused to answer her calls. Scott goes to great lengths to sabotage his chances of happiness from afar, enlisting Khloe and Kendall to beg their sister to be better with him literally right after she gets engaged to someone else.

But the party eventually ended with words of support from Barker’s 18-year-old son Landon. “I’ve never seen my dad this happy before,” he said. “To keep it short and sweet, I’m really happy for him and I know it will last really and be a great part of our lives and journey.”

Amazingly, there’s still 20 minutes in the episode after this excitement kicks in, but they’re mostly spent discussing Scott and Kanye’s respective diminutives. (This happened after Ye stepped out of 30 Rock in the middle of Kim’s SNL monologue and then refuses to talk to her.) But back in Calabasas, life as an adulterous couple seems to be treating Kravis well. At the end of the episode, they are preparing to practice in a doctor’s office as part of fertility therapy. MVP of the week went to the poor nurse, who had to repeatedly explain to Kourtney why she couldn’t use her own saliva to help collect Travis’ sperm. I wish the two of you to live happily ever after.