A repeat, after an extended absence, of our “Plain English” contest — to “translate” rosy platitudes, strip naked pretentious verbiage, or simply level out somebody’s outright lie — delivered a lot of sly zingers in the results of Week 1447. The competition drew comparatively few entrants and nearly no brand-new ones, no shock for a contest that asks you to comb by way of The Submit or different publications for fertile materials, to not point out one throughout peak trip season. However quite a few Losers despatched lengthy lists of cleverly snarky entries; my shortlist printout ran seven pages. Most individuals quoted The Submit, or individuals quoted in The Submit, however as we speak’s inking entries additionally embrace materials from the New York Instances, varied magazines, and, I’m all the time blissful to see, native papers from across the nation.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2021/08/26/style-conversational-week-1451-get-us-rewrite/ | The Empress of The Model Invitational on this week’s “unhealthy first drafts” contest and “Plain English” outcomes