Straps for Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson

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Kim Kardashian West and Pete Davidson are finally take us a little kiss! Well, sort of. Just a few hours later “Page Six” confirm that they are dating, Kim and Pete made brief palm contact as he stepped out of his car in Palm Springs, thus joining Kim’s sister Kourtney boldly reinventing the meaning of “showing” “feelings” “publicly”.

Now Kim is showing us her barehanded again (and other people’s touch, no less), nothing says the universe is available to us. Now, she and Pete seem to merge in style: Pete is wearing his identical plaid Skims pajamas Figure earlier this week, with only one leg rolled up (did he ever take them off…?), while Kim just started getting into the dust bag of it all with some low-rise sweatpants. Also, again: Plaid felt fabric became part of the Skims map, which was written on it by Mr. BDE. That being said, Kim is still wearing Yeezys, which is pretty cold.

What else can we expect from a relationship that brought Kardashian to Staten Island and Flavor Flav to Kris Jenner’s mansion? Let’s spin ours Pete Davidson dildo– wheel size. Than weed-themed truck caps, sure. A Kylie set for guys who want to bleach their hair? You bet. Now then Keeping up with the Kardashians is ending, maybe a Staten Island spinoff is in the foreground??? The first episode revolved around Pete getting his first tongue-in-cheek from Kris after taking North for a real face tattoo.

Who knew what other paranormal events would start from this combination? Crouch, surprise, unfortunately, call it what you want – these two mean it when they announce their relationship on a literal roller coaster ride.