Seth Meyers Brutally Mocks Rudy Giuliani’s Deeply Embarrassing Cameo Ad

“As we have long established, one of the things Donald Trump has done with the modern GOP is he has moderated it. He unleashed his army of mafia-bobbleheads and now the Republican Party is an organization full of freaks obsessed with things like cocaine orgasms, Disney porn and testicle tanning, Seth Meyers said Monday night.

“An example of one of those weirdos is his former personal lawyer — and neckless wonder — Rudy Giuliani,” Late night The presenter continued. “We’ve now shown you clips over the years Rudy Giuliani said and did many strange things, but I have to say, this latest video might be the weirdest.”

Giuliani, who was once married to his second cousin, is using Cameo — a service where people can pay him hundreds of dollars to create personalized video messages for them. And to promote his Cameo gig, he cut a bizarre commercial and posted it online.

In it, Giuliani is seen on the golf course limping back and forth while saying, “I’m Rudy Giuliani. If you want a really For a nice chat, or a happy birthday, or just talk about golf, visit the link BELOW! ”

“This is the weirdest metronome I have ever seen,” Meyers said. “It doesn’t even look like a real human body. It looks like one of Jeff Dunham’s puppets. It’s like a hit toy you get in a gift bag at a robber’s funeral. Is this his new movie? Weekend in Rudy’s? Why has he been swinging his club back and forth like a wet pool all this time? Is he trying to hypnotize us?! ”

And then: “It looks like one of those birds drinking wine, but instead of water, all it drinks is Scotch.”

I have to correct Meyers here — this is far from the weirdest thing we’ve ever seen Rudy Giuliani do. He recently sang “Bad to the Bone” on Masked singer; held a ridiculous press conference outside of Four Seasons Total Landscaping, a landscaping company that he reported was mistaken for a Four Seasons hotel; black goo leaks from his head; farted loudly twice in court during a Michigan election fraud hearing; and was caught on camera by Sacha Baron Cohen’s Borat adjusting his knick knacks while trying to seduce a conservative “reporter”, played by Maria Bakalova, in Borat Next Moviefilm.