A psychologist is conducting a therapeutic support group session, and four young mothers are also in attendance with their young children.
After introducing and breaking the ice all the way, the psychiatrist decided to get to the point and turn to the young mothers in turn with his interesting observations.
“You all have The haunting” said the psychiatrist.
All the mothers in the meeting were surprised at his comment and listened curiously to know why he came to such a conclusion. When the psychiatrist saw their eager expression, he spoke to the first mother and said:
“You’re obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy.”
After hearing the psychologist’s comment, the mother was shocked and did not know what to say to defend her child.
Carefully constructing his words, the psychologist now turned to the second mother and said:
“Your obsession is about money. Again, it shows up in your child’s name, Penny.”
Penny’s mother was surprised by the psychiatrist’s comment but decided not to say anything.
By this time, the psychiatrist was full of confidence and proud of his keen observation. Now it was the turn of the third mother, who had been staring at the psychiatrist, waiting to hear what he had to say about her.
So he turned to look at the third mother, observed her curious expression for a moment, and then said:
“Your obsession is with alcohol. This also shows in your child’s name, Brandy.”
Like the other two mothers, Brandy’s mother was shocked but decided not to comment on the psychologist’s observations.
The psychiatrist was prepared to share his observations about the fourth and last person in the room. Before he could continue, however, he was surprised to see one of his patients attempt to leave the session and storm out of the room.
Apparently, the last mother quickly rose from her seat, took her young son’s hand, and whispered in his ear:
“Now, Dick, this guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about. We have to pick up Peter and Willy at Johnsons’ and go to dinner.”
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