Midlife Crisis Wardrobe – WWD

We’re still trying to recover from the ’70s boogie silk Casablanca blouse worn by Jeff Bezos Eve. Heart-shaped sunglasses and white tight pants were completed with heart-shaped sunglasses, making him the official of midlife crisis. Below, WWD thinks about how he got here.

Cosmic cowboys: 1
Space cowboys are nothing new, and if done properly, it has the potential to be quite sexy. Safe to say this cannot launch.

Printed matching jacket: 1
Jacquard is a complicated, difficult term. There’s a Magic Mike element in this soft, tight tuxedo ensemble. Now that he’s no longer the CEO of Amazon, maybe he has time for a third movie? If all else fails, there is always “Dancing With the Stars”.

Common sense: 2
He’s training and he wants to make sure everyone knows it. Reminiscent of a Chelsea boy of the 90s, a fitted black polo shirt, tight jeans and aviator glasses make for one of the other midlife crisis characters he plays with.

Printed vacation shorts look: 2
This is the unusual look of the billionaire we know and avoid during an Ibiza beach party. It’s part of a starter pack that includes a large yacht, a Boflex and a red Lambo, to name a few.

Leather jacket: 3
“Mission Impossible” – Tom Cruise has raised a customer complaint and wants him to get a refund.

Jeans with matching jacket: 2
This is a Midtown businessman. The matching cognac shoes and belt is essentially a secret Corporate America handshake. The only complaint was that the jeans were too tight – again.

Tux: 3
Maybe he should just stick with traditional luxury garments? This midnight blue shawl tuxedo looks great on him, although a less eye-catching bow will give him a classic menswear look that matches his bankroll. he. It suits James Bond after all.

Black jeans: 3
This is the best we’ve seen from him when it comes to casual work. The patterned blazer suits him very well and it goes well with the gray ton-sur-ton shirt.