Lady Gaga Has Joined TikTok

Father, Son, and Girl Gaga.
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Mommy’s dwelling! Yesterday, Girl Gaga joined TikTok, a lot to the enjoyment of little monsters in every single place. Consider it as an early vacation reward, a blessing from the Mom herself. (Or ought to I say Madre Mostro?) Put together thine paws; GagaTok is upon us.

There’s one thing for everybody in Girl Gaga’s first TikTok. First, she is talking in her Patrizia Gucci accent, one thing she apparently did for 9 months whereas filming the Home of Gucci film. (We’re within the Stefani Angelina Germanotta period and we pays our respects accordingly.)

Then Gaga offers us just a little transition into her Home of Gucci red-carpet outfit, a purple robe that’s much less a gown and extra a sense, an emotion. It’s a press release piece, and that assertion is, “Have you ever seen my attractive legs? They’re in fishnets.” Oh, and Gaga can also be sporting the Home of Gucci wedding ceremony ring within the video; you understand as a result of she factors to it. Bravissima!

You’d suppose there wouldn’t be a lot to dissect from a 20-second video clip. To which I say, Watch me. To begin with, the flowers! There are such a lot of! Give us a flower tour, Gaga! Second, the placement. The place are we? What is that this palatial entrance during which we’re standing? Most significantly, the implication of a fan! When Gaga transitions into her Home of Gucci outfit, there’s immediately a glamorous breeze inflicting her gown to billow. At what level did Gaga request the fan? Is Gaga Fan Responsibility a job I can join?

If that is her debut, what else can we count on from GagaTok? Extra outfit compilations? An Emily Mariko–style cooking vlog? Will Gaga do any of the little TikTok dances? Maybe a lip sync or two? I, for one, will take any crumb of a TikTok she offers us and savor each second.