Kyrsten Sinema’s Denim Vest Is … Something

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Yesterday, our nation’s most cheugy senator, Kyrsten Sinema, gave a sassy thumbs up to the thought of carrying a denim vest on the senate flooring. Like a lot of Sinema’s outfits, which can gently be described as “wacky,” the vest has brought on an uproar.

It’s tough to pin down precisely what’s so deeply offensive about this vogue alternative. A couple of journalists have pointed out that there’s a signal forbidding denim from getting into the Senate chamber. Truthfully, I couldn’t care much less in regards to the gown code, however it’s good to know that greater powers than the Arizona Democrat are additionally vehemently against her carrying this garment.

However again to the vest itself. It’s, on the floor, not criminally dangerous. It’s not bedazzled, which is a low bar, however nonetheless. It does have some type of heart-shaped, vine-y embroidery happening, which isn’t working in its favor.

You already know what? I really feel dangerous for this vest. It’s not the vest’s fault that Sinema threw it over her Ironman-sculpted shoulders (with a cap-sleeve tee) and strode boldly into the Senate chamber in flagrant defiance of the universe’s codes of conduct. Is the vest set on denying Individuals well being care and a minimal wage? I don’t suppose so. I guess it even helps Biden’s spending invoice.

No, this vest was simply sitting in a rockabilly Etsy assortment, minding its personal enterprise, when Sinema scooped it up with the fervor of one thousand pastel wigs. I need a greater future for this vest. Too dangerous Sinema will in all probability vote no on that one, too.