Invitation Style Week 1464: This Image – our cartoon caption contest

We have the excellent right (e.g. the Queen’s crossed fingers) that there’s a perfect caption for each of the cartoons above – a hilarious quote, a slick description – it looks like Bob Staake had that joke in mind when he drew it. It’s just waiting for you to come up with it and send it to us. (Okay, maybe someone else will; we don’t care who, TBH.) This week: Write a caption, description, or dialogue, for any of the cartoons above, up to a total of 25 items.