Hey Pete, What’s on your neck?

The famous American couple deserved.
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We are all happy with the knowledge that Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian West are dating. But none more so than Pete and Kim themselves. For example, these recent photos of the two of them leaving a restaurant in Santa Monica. They are holding hands! (Like. Kim is back with her Balenciaga off shoulder gloves, so Pete’s hands are intertwined with her leather fingers.) They’re giggling in a car! Most importantly, in one of the photos, Pete appears to have something like a hickey around his neck. So we have to discuss this supposed love bite.

You can decide for yourself whether or not this looks like a hickey. I think so, but I don’t consider myself a hickey connoisseur. So you can judge me with a great grain of salt. Regardless, the idea of ​​Kim Kardashian West giving anyone a machete, leave it alone Pete Davidson of Staten Island, is awesome and confounding and weird. The image is so alien that I can barely imagine it. Maybe she has people who do that kind of thing for her? Or maybe she said, “Hey Pete, want to try something I saw freaky sister What to do with her fiancé? ”

Also, if we are working with the assumption that this is in fact a hickey… do you think Pete gave Kim a hickey too?? Please, Kim, Pete, Daily mail, et al. I need answers. Or more photos.