Donald Trump Takes Credit For Winning A Totally Made-in-Christmas War

Regardless of what you can still be heard on Fox News, “The War on Christmas” seems to be over. And Americans have Donald Trump to thank.

During an eerie conversation with Mike Huckabee for the Christmas special from Mar-a-Lago, which aired Thursday night on Newsmax, the former president eagerly acknowledged the credit for being brought back the phrase “Merry Christmas” and removed the dreaded “Happy Holidays” once and for all.

“America has gone through a long period where people no longer say ‘Merry Christmas’. It’s all ‘Happy Holidays.’ He intentionally changed it! ” Huckabee told Trump as offensive music played in the background.

Without skipping a beat, Trump replied that he made the issue part of his campaign to repel the “waking up” forces that had “embarrassed” stores to use the phrase ” Merry Christmas”.

“When I started campaigning, I said you’d say ‘Merry Christmas’ again, and now everybody’s saying it,” Trump added before turning to a (natural) tangent. about how the names “George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Thomas Jefferson” are being wiped out for insanity. ”

“But they’re saying ‘Merry Christmas’,” he continued. “I would say it all the time in the meantime, that we want them to say ‘Merry Christmas.’ Don’t shop at the stores that don’t say ‘Merry Christmas’ and I’ll tell you, we got it back pretty quick. “

“You really made it,” agreed Huckabee, as footage of what looked like a Mar-a-Lago Christmas tree, complete with the American flag and “Be Best” decorations, played on the screen. Figure.

To really take his point home, Trump said: “Whether you are a Muslim, whether you are a Christian, whether you are a Jew, everyone loves Christmas. And they say “Merry Christmas” – until these lunatics show up and they want to stop it along with everything else. “

However, ironically, even Newsmax decided to convene its own company this year — to All attendees must be vaccinated—A “Holiday reception.” So it looks like the fight is still going on.