Cardi B is launching Whipshots, an alcoholic whipped cream

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I’ve always wondered how celebs celebrate the holidays, but I’d never guessed it would be with butt-free pajamas and alcoholic whipped cream. Cardi B is preparing to release Whipshots, her vodka whipped cream, and in between these delicious whipped cream and Rihanna’s assless Savage x Fenty PJs, I’m starting to think I made a mistake on Christmas.

“Luxury AF” Whip sound will drop on December 1st and will be exclusive to fans who sign up for the mailing list. The company will drop 500 cans a day in one of three flavors – vanilla, caramel and mocha. Not much is known on the official website yet, so it’s still unclear if the Whipshots will be available for purchase outside of these scheduled discounts. What we do know, according to a press release, is that Whipshot is nothing to regret and don’t require refrigeration, and the rapper called them “Cardi in a can.” What that means for taste, I can’t say for sure, but I’ll be happy to find out.

Dairy-free versus dairy-related issues aside, alcoholic whipped cream sounds a bit unbelievable. It’s also genius: finally, a real hit of ice cream… a shoot shoot. Is it a necessity in life? No, but this is the kind of celebrity endorsement we deserve. Besides, what dessert or cocktail wouldn’t be enhanced with some whipped cream on top?

Bottom line: If there’s any celebrity I trust to sell me something delicious and sweet to ease my inhibitions, it’s the woman who wrote “WAP.”