Bobcat Goldthwait Breaks Down His 30-Year Beef With Teen-Loving Jerry Seinfeld

Comedians Bobcat Goldthwait and Dana Gould have been premiering their new documentary comedy particular Joy Ride on the Moontower Comedy Competition in Austin, Texas, earlier this fall the place “Jerry Seinfeld is a god,” and because the part of the movie about Goldthwait’s decades-long feud with that iconic comic approached, he began to get slightly nervous.

“I used to be relieved after they burst into applause after I stated, ‘Jerry Seinfeld lastly has an opinion and it’s about me,’” Goldthwait tells me on this week’s episode of The Last Laugh podcast. “I used to be actually comfortable to listen to comedy nerds laughing at that.”

“Scorching canine buns and Bobcat Goldthwait, the 2 issues that get his goat,” Gould jokes.

Goldthwait goes on to elucidate within the movie how Seinfeld used an episode of his present Comedians in Vehicles Getting Espresso—or “Wealthy Comedians in Vehicles Bitching About Their Diamond Footwear Being Too Tight,” as he calls it—to assault him throughout a dialog with the comic Bridget Everett.

“If you happen to’re humorous, you win. If you happen to’re not humorous, you don’t,” Seinfeld says within the episode. “And he’s not humorous. That’s why he had to try this silly fucking voice. As a result of you don’t have any fucking act!” Everett, who has to then inform Seinfeld she is nice mates with Goldthwait, laughs uncomfortably all through his rant.

In response, Goldthwait says on stage that he “needs” to say that Seinfeld’s “solely expertise is being Larry David’s pal,” however that’s “outdated” Bobcat speaking. You recognize, the man who informed Arsenio Corridor in 1994 that Seinfeld is “the satan” and a “spooky, bizarre Scientologist man banging teenage women.” That was proper after Goldthwait infamously spray-painted “Paramount Sucks” on Corridor’s set to protest the late-night present’s imminent cancelation. He now takes again the Scientologist half, type of.

So throughout our dialog, I requested Goldthwait to elaborate on the origins of his lengthy beef with Seinfeld, with some humorous help from his new comedy accomplice Gould. He didn’t maintain again.

Beneath is an edited excerpt from our dialog and you’ll take heed to the entire thing—together with tales about Robin Williams, ‘The Simpsons’ and much more—proper now by subscribing to The Last Laugh on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google, Stitcher, Amazon Music, or wherever you get your podcasts and be the primary to listen to new episodes when they’re launched each Tuesday.

I do love that you simply embrace your beef with Jerry Seinfeld within the movie.

Bobcat: Yeah, the entire thing with Seinfeld, on his present, with my pal Bridget Everett, he goes off on me! And it jogged my memory of a Western, the place I’ve given up gun-slinging and Jerry involves the center of the city and he’s like, “Goldthwait!” And I’m like, “I don’t need to do that.” And he’s like, “Goldthwait!” So I take the .45s off the wall and I meet him within the city sq..

Dana: Gunfight on the Friars Membership corral.

So there’s this type of well-known second in Comedians in Vehicles Getting Espresso the place he talks about you to Bridget Everett, however your identify is bleeped, which I believe may be very odd.

Bobcat: Yeah, that was actually bizarre.

I don’t know if he was frightened a few authorized factor there or why they determined to bleep your identify.

Dana: I might nearly assure that.

Bobcat: Nicely, I don’t bleep something. Nicely, truly I do bleep one factor.

Dana: The creepy factor in that—to not hold pouring consideration on it—however, to me, what I discovered unsettling as any individual who is aware of each events was his apparent enjoyment of his visitor’s discomfort.

Making Bridget squirm, having to sort of defend her pal.

Dana: And laughing, I assumed that was sort of gross.

Bobcat: There’s a very bizarre edit. It seems like an edit from a Dean Martin roast, the place he’s saying all this horrible crap after which Bridget is laughing. If you happen to have a look at it, and I checked out it as a result of I used to be enhancing it [to include in the film], clearly she’s laughing at one thing else.

Dana: She’s in a distinct outfit… She’s on a seaside.

Bobcat: We must always simply name this film a “Stop and Desist” due to all of the authorized ramifications. However the one factor that’s bleeped—I speak about him banging youngsters, however that’s not bleeped—is once I known as him a Scientologist, which isn’t true. He’s not a Scientologist. He simply went to Scientology conferences and thinks it’s a very good factor for some individuals. Particularly for the individuals whose households have been destroyed by it, he thinks it’s actually good.

Dana, you stated you already know each events and clearly you have been on Seinfeld the present, and I assume you’ve recognized him for a very long time. What’s your relationship with him?

Dana: Professionally courteous. And actually, I haven’t seen him most likely since I used to be on the present. I imply, I don’t know if he would even know who I used to be if he met me.

However you are the Summer George!

Dana: I’m the Summer season George. You recognize, there’s a espresso store throughout the road from the Scientology Middle and you’d sit outdoors they usually used to come back over. They don’t do that anymore and they’d solicit you they usually’d go, “Hey, can I ask you a query?” And you’ll inform, the outfit was fairly self-explanatory.

And there’s that massive blue constructing throughout the road.

Dana: And after we have been younger and ironic we might go, “Yeah, yeah, yeah.” After which we might have interaction it for a few minutes after which we might go like, “You recognize what I would like? I would like a cult. I would like a mind-control cult.” After which they might stand up and storm off. And it was like, properly, we wasted a few of their time.

Bobcat: A Scientologist is meant to fee a dialog, like our dialog. They’re listening to this they usually go, “Oh, it’s a six, it’s a seven.” After which they’re supposed to boost it a number of factors. So I labored with this girl who was a Scientologist and he or she’d are available and go, “How are you doing in the present day, Bobcat?” And I’d be like, “You recognize what? I really don’t suppose I might develop into happier. I actually really feel so comfortable.” I’m fairly certain that’s why Tom Cruise jumped on that sofa. As a result of the gang’s already so excited, so his job is to boost the extent. So he jumped on the sofa.

The one factor that’s not within the documentary that I used to be interested in is, did you ever discuss to Bridget Everett afterwards about what was going by means of her thoughts in that second with Jerry?

Bobcat: Yeah, I imply, the day it dropped, she despatched me a textual content going, “Hey, there was a very bizarre factor and I didn’t suppose it was going to be on the present.” She was squirming and I used to be like, “Hey man, that’s not on you.”

And now it’s materials.

Bobcat: Yeah, and that’s the factor. I actually don’t hate the man. It’s worse. I don’t care about him. If you happen to wake me up in the midst of the evening, I don’t go, “Seinfeld!” I assumed he and I have been OK, imagine it or not, as a result of his supervisor’s a very candy man and I see him lots. I most likely was near even apologizing to him. After which he went loopy, it’s so bizarre.

What did you are feeling such as you needed to apologize for?

Bobcat: For simply singling him out. Look, you already know, once you go on a chat present and also you write in a Sharpie in your T-shirt “Kill Seinfeld,” which I did do on NBC, that’s sort of a dick transfer.

Subsequent week on The Last Laugh podcast: Insecure and The White Lotus star Natasha Rothwell.