Azealia Banks Returns To Twitter To Beat Men Who Can’t Eat Vultures And The President Of Ukraine

Azealia Banks is creating a storm. Over the past 24 hours, the phenomenal “212” online lightning rod and lettersmith has been pondering the potential for a reversal of Roe v. Wade, other musicians, crypto, President of Ukraine and men horrible at performing oral sex.

“If you still don’t know how to eat your pussy properly In 2022, no jpeg will save you,” she posted around 2:30 a.m. “Beeple beat you all to the top of the NFT Alpha Male pile and I think it’s about time we crown him, so the rest of you can finish the clitoris search .”

Banks is referring to the artist who wowed the auction world last year when his NFT “Everydays – First 5000 Days” sold for $69,346,250 at Christie’s, drawing widespread interest in non-fungible tokens.

“This issue is older and more important than these profound and unconvincing arguments for late capitalism,” Banks continue. “American men in general still fail to find the clitoris. This is an ancient social flaw. The biggest threat to conception is exponential. ”

Performing symphonies in vulgar, sometimes shockingly raw speech in front of a passionate digital audience is a pastime for which Banks has long been famous. Her feud is the stuff of legend – she’s involved with Lana Del Rey, Kanye West, Lil’ Kim, Zayn Malik; you name it. But in recent years, her Twitter spark has been extinguished.

Banks’ account was suspended in 2020 after she called for “stupid luxury transgender healthcare rights” to be abolished, “but last week, amid news that Banks’ old nemesis, Elon Musk has reached a $44 billion deal to buy the platform, she’s back on the scene and looks to be in good shape.

“I really *have to thank Elon for buying twitter, I’m actually back,” Banks wrote in an Instagram Story post Tuesday morning. “The money I lost due to being banned on twitter and not having access to my fan/consumer base. I WORKED TO BUILD SERIOUSLY MAKE EVERYTHING HARDER.”

Banks also ripped off Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, writing: “He knew it would work [sic] my worth as an artist because if i don’t have access to these channels to promote new music/new merchandise/new concerts etc…. he can stop effectively blocked my bag which was very small for his. “

In 280 characters or less, Banks is deeply offensive, witty, tender, angry, and poetic, sometimes all in the same sentence. Between the unsuccessful accusations of Volodymyr Zelenskyy full training Ukrainian army and considered ordinary American man “A dry mouth and low sperm count,” Banks pauses to commend.

“Collaborating with Mallrat was cool and cool,” she writes. “It’s a sincere and heartfelt invitation from one artist to another.”

She then went right back to the business, denouncing the Boiler Room music platform bad practice after booking her for two gigs didn’t come true. The Daily Beast has reached out to the Boiler Room for comment.

In the midst of Musk’s acquisition, it will be interesting to see if he openly conflicts with Banks on the platform. The Tesla and SpaceX billionaire, who calls himself a “liberalist,” sees Twitter as a “digital town square where issues important to the future of humanity are debated.” “. Like Banks, Musk is also a notorious Twitter troll who has used the platform to raise all sorts of silly hells. Plus, both have history.

When a musical collaboration between Banks and Canadian pop star Grimes, Musk’s former partner, failed to come together in 2018, Banks once again took to Twitter to reveal the sordid details. Banks said: “I waited all weekend while Grimes coaxed her boyfriend for being too stupid not to know how to continue splashing acid on twitter. “It started with maybe some weird three-way sex thing.”

“I need to wash all that weird, like, weird damn white girl Wicca Urban Outfitters away from me,” she added on Instagram. “I need to go pray.”

Musk confirmed to Gizmodo that he “never even met” [Banks] or communicate with her in any way,” but for this reporter, the insults the rapper hurled at Grimes and Musk were all but warranted that she watched the pair very closely.

“You smell like a roll of nickel,” Banks spat at Grimes in the leaked texts.

And when news broke last September that the etherial singer and the Mars-obsessed mogul had parted ways, Banks seemed to move on. “Ok girl, we can finally make those great songs now that the racist Clyde has gone out of its way?” she writes. “We really have to eat these bitches.”

The Daily Beast has reached out to a Banks representative for comment.