Through the limitless remaining sequence of “House Jam: A New Legacy,” Porky Pig calls himself “the Infamous P.I.G.” and begins to rap. “This pig is lit,” the Looney Tune says. “I’m tremendous legit.”
Porky ought to’ve added: “And my film is s–t.”
Within the pantheon of misguided sequels and reboots, “A New Legacy” is true up there with “Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2” and “Little Fockers.” The unique 1996 “House Jam” wasn’t top-drawer both, nevertheless it made a buck on the field workplace. So, money-grubbing Warner Bros. took 25 years to crank out a follow-up that’s far, far worse. And so they realize it.
Operating time: 115 minutes. Rated PG (some cartoon violence, some language.) In theaters and on HBO Max.
Over its interminable, almost two-hour runtime, the movie repeatedly mocks its very existence.
“I’m a ballplayer,” says star LeBron James, taking the reins from the unique’s Michael Jordan, throughout a pitch assembly with WB execs. “And athletes appearing — it by no means goes effectively.” That’s very true of cardboard James.
The villain of the film is the WB algorithm, known as, ugh, Al G. Rhythm (Don Cheadle), who’s liable for drumming up all the studio’s soulless content material, akin to … this!
When LeBron arrives in Tune World, the place all of the Looney Tunes are imagined to reside, he finds it largely deserted. Bugs Bunny tells the Laker his animated friends left residence for extra interesting properties: Harry Potter, DC Comics, Game of Thrones, and so on. That’s additionally what viewers have executed: Right now’s youngsters are a lot too busy monetizing their TikToks to observe a cartoon a couple of hunter with a speech obstacle.
The plot, akin to it’s, is way the identical because the ’96 film, besides the alien foe has been modified to a pc. The know-how infusion robs the movie of enjoyable. Al zaps LeBron and his video-game-obsessed son Dom (who is just not really his baby, however actor Cedric Joe) into “the Serververse” and challenges him to a basketball sport towards the menacing Goon Squad.
If LeBron wins, the pair will get to go residence. If he loses, he’s trapped for all eternity — a sense I used to be all too conversant in.
Whereas LeBron recruits his scrappy staff, Warner Bros. makes us watch an extended HBO Max advert. Mad Max, Austin Powers, Rick and Morty, Batman, Harry Potter, “Casablanca” and extra flash throughout the display screen in a montage, as if to brag concerning the studio’s in depth catalog. It’s one in every of director Malcolm D. Lee’s many methods to keep away from creating characters or having humorous scenes. Ultimately, LeBron settles on Bugs, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fud, Lola Bunny & Co. to assist him win.
All alongside, the film blares its obnoxious “Be your self!” message like a foghorn. Initially, LeBron aggressively pushes Dom to turn into a ballplayer like him and forces the teenager to apply for hours on finish. “You’ll be able to’t be nice with out placing within the work!” he says. However Dom solely desires to design video video games in his bed room.
You’ll be able to in all probability guess that when the 2 are sucked into a pc, LeBron all of a sudden develops a newfound appreciation for his son’s coding talents.
A number of the first movie’s issues will be forgiven by its sheer camp worth and since it was an actual cultural occasion. Getting Michael Jordan, probably the most well-known athlete on this planet, right into a film was an enormous deal. And the movie’s soundtrack, whose huge tune “I Imagine I Can Fly” was regrettably carried out by R. Kelly, went six-times platinum.
This movie, nonetheless, is nothing greater than forgettable nostalgia bait.
Like they do with most reboots, audiences are gonna follow “House Jam’s” outdated legacy.